Empties: May to September 2017

Posted on September 07, 2017 under Empties

Hello from Scotland! I landed yesterday morning and have been dealing with an uncharacteristic bout of terrible jetlag. I still feel a bit off, but I think one more sleep will set me right. I’m currently in a hotel and will be moving into my flat tomorrow afternoon. Yay! Here’s the view from my window:

Today I have some empties for you. This post outlines the results of my efforts to use up as much stuff as possible before my big move. Look, I had to use two box lids to house all of this crap!

Skincare

The Body Shop Chamomile Silky Cleansing Oil: My third bottle! I’m a huge fan of oil cleansers, and this one emulsifies my makeup really well and leaves my skin feeling soft and hydrated.

A-Derma Exomega Emollient Cleansing Oil: Got this through work. It’s my second bottle of it. It’s a little bit thicker and less runny than the Body Shop one but takes my makeup off just as well. I do wish it had a pump, though.

Bioderma Sensibio Makeup Removing Micelle Solution: One of my favourite micellar solutions for sure – it’s a classic for a reason! It doesn’t dry out my skin at all, which a lot of micellar waters do.

Vichy Pureté Thermale One Step Cleansing Micellar Solution – 100mL and 30mL bottles: I find this micellar solution too drying for my face. I used it for travel and to remove swatches. The deluxe sample size (30mL) is especially great for shorter trips.

La Roche-Posay Respectissime Waterproof Eye Makeup Remover: I’ve cracked open my third bottle after using this one up! I think it’s so great – gentle but really effective and reasonably-priced.

Lancôme Bi-Facil Double Action Eye Makeup Remover: This is one of the best eye makeup removers I’ve ever used, but the price is unjustifiable. I really like the DS sizes for travel, but otherwise I stick to the LRP – it’s just as good and half the price.

Vichy Eau Thermale: I don’t use thermal water sprays on my face, but I used this to wet my sponge when I was feeling lazy. Got this for free through work.

Lancôme Tonique Douceur: This was gratis from work. I thought it was a decently effective hydrating toner, but it’s expensive for what it is and highly fragranced. Definitely would not buy for $39.

NeoStrata Purifying Solution 8% Glycolic Acid: My second bottle. My skin likes gycolic acid a lot. I also used this occasionally on my arms and legs since I have keratosis pilaris and glycolic acid is one of the few things that seems to visibly reduce it.

The Ordinary Lactic Acid 10%: My skin really liked this and I’d totally repurchase it. I have a full glycolic acid toner I got through work that I’ll use up first, though.

The Ordinary Niacinimide 10% + Zinc 1%: I like this to help purify and control blemishes. I don’t have acne-prone skin, but I get hormonal breakouts around my chin and since adding this to my stash I’ve found the severity of those breakouts has decreased. I’m also super into Niacinimide as a great all-around beneficial skincare ingredient: this form of vitamin B3 helps to even out skin and reduce dullness, and it’s an antioxidant as well.

The Ordinary Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5: This is my second bottle of this product; it’s replaced all other hydrating serums for me because it’s so much cheaper and just as effective. I usually use it day and night and it really boosts my skin’s hydration. It got me through a dry winter and I don’t find it too heavy for summer.

Lierac Hydragenist Moisturizing Oxygenating Replumping Serum: I didn’t enjoy this deluxe sample very much. It was super thin and oily, which made it messy to apply. The full size is $65, which seems absurd.

Lancôme Energie De Vie Smoothing and Glow-Boosting Liquid Care: My usual review of Lancôme products: nice, does what it says, but way too fragranced and completely overpriced. Got this through work.

Reversa Antioxidant Booster Serum: This is more of a light lotion than a serum. I enjoyed the texture and thought it helped keep my skin hydrated throughout the winter. It smelled like boiled hotdogs, though. I got it through work.

Vichy Aqualia Thermale Dynamic Hydration Light Cream: Nice moisturizer! Nothing amazing, but nice. Wouldn’t buy the full size.

La Roche-Posay Cicaplast: This is what I always use to heal my tattoos. It’s a lightweight gel formula that sinks in quickly and adds lots of hydration to the tattoo without dulling the colour as its sister the Cicaplast Baume B5 does. (The Baume is zinc-based, so it leaves a pretty severe white cast.) I’ve used it on three out of four tattoos so far and I’ll use it again next time!

Bioderma Sensibio Eye: This eye cream grew on me when I abandoned the pretense that it would do anything but hydrate. As a lightweight moisturizing gel, it was very nice. I don’t have super dry undereyes, so the texture was perfect for me.

Aloe Mask: I don’t know what the brand of this mask is or where you can buy it, but it was a very nice hydrating sheet mask. Nothing super special, but a nice treat.

Life Brand Moisturizing Facial Sheet Cream Mask: This sheet mask was very much soaked in a thick, white moisturizing cream rather than a lightweight serum. I’m not sure I enjoyed this. I used two of them up, but only one is pictured.

A-Derma Intense Repair Lip Balm: I forgot to include this in the flatlays, but this lip balm honestly deserves its own picture because it is that good. It’s a clear, thin consistency which makes it a great daytime option when compared to the super thick and waxy Nuxe Rêve de Miel lip balm which I love for nighttime. The catch is that A-Derma has discontinued this product because of course they have! I would have repurchased it in a heartbeat, but apparently we just can’t have nice things in the year 2017.

Hair

Batiste Dry Shampoo in Floral & Fruity Blush and Big and Bouncy XXL Volume: I haaaated the XXL Volume so much. It completely dried my (super damaged) hair out. So I guess if you have extremely oily hair this stuff will really do the trick. The Floral & Fruity Blush wasn’t my favourite scent, but it was fine.

Light Blue Shade Original Shampoo and Volumizing Shampoo: Bottle three and four of Light Blue shade done and dusted – I’ve been using this for about a year now and I love it. It’s only $10 at the drugstore, and it’s the most effective purple shampoo I’ve ever used. It’s not too drying, either, which some purple shampoos can be. I didn’t notice any difference between the Original and Volumizing versions, but I have natural volume anyway.

John Frieda Sheer Blonde Hi-Impact Restoring Shampoo*: I got this through Influenster and I ended up really liking it. I like to alternate between a purple shampoo for tone maintenance and one that’s a little more hydrating. This fit the bill for a hydrating shampoo perfectly. I’ve generally been a fan of the John Frieda blonde hair products – one of the first thing I bought here in the UK was a bottle of their tone-correcting shampoo since I can’t get Light Blue Shade here.

Matrix Biolage Conditioning Balm: This is a nice conditioner which was a hand-me-down from my mom. It’s not enough for hair that’s thoroughly bleach-damaged, but I liked to use this on my roots and a deep conditioner through the lengths. I can’t get very excited about conditioner, nor can I compel myself to spend much on it.

StriVectin All Smooth Conditioner: Sample size received through work. Way too expensive for what it is: a decent conditioner. I used it up on my trip to Kentucky in the spring.

StriVectin All Smooth Overnight Anti-Frizz Serum: Sample size received through work. I don’t know if this did anything, to be honest.

Bath & Body

L’Occitane Almond Shower Oil: I don’t care how unnecessary this expenditure is. I love this stuff too much to stop! Anyway, this mega-sized bottle of it lasted me and my mom more than a year and a half, so I’m not too mad about it.

Freeman’s Pomegranate Sugar Scrub: A staple of my empties posts.

La Roche-Posay Lipikar Fluide: I liked this okay as a lightweight body lotion, but my arms and legs are so dry that I really need something richer. They’ve discontinued this and replaced it with the Lipikar Lait, which is very similar in texture.

Avène TriXera Nutri-Fluid Lotion: Pretty similar to the Lipikar Fluide except much more watery in texture. Nice enough for the summer, but not my ideal body moisturizer.

The Body Shop Grapefruit Body Butter (mini): Meh. This is a pretty standard Body Shop body butter – it’s pretty greasy and not enough for my dry skin. The coconut one is the best one, and I will probably buy some this winter.

Makeup

Make Up For Ever Ultra HD foundtation in Y215: This is my no-brainer, no-fuss foundation that never lets me down. It applies easily with whatever method I choose (brush, sponge, fingers), it has a nice medium coverage and a natural finish, and it never makes my skin look dry. This is also one of my best shade matches. (I was previously using R210, which was too pink.) I’m trying to get through some of my other foundations right now, but I can see myself going back to this.

NARS Radiant Creamy Concealer in Chantilly: I loved how this brightened my undereyes in initial application, but after a few hours it looked so dry on me. I know not everything works for everyone, but I’m sad that this didn’t work for me… especially at $36.

Marcelle Ultimate Fringe Effect Mascara: I’m generally a fan of Canadian drugstore brand Marcelle, and I thought this mascara was great. If anything, it got better with age. It gave me the length and definition I so crave in mascaras and never got clumpy. It wasn’t great on the bottom lashes because it transferred, but it’s a nice little drugstore option for those in the Great White North.

Stila Stay All Day Waterpoof Eyeliner in Intense Black and Snow: Loved these. Snow was so much fun, and Intense Black is a staple in my life. I can’t even tell you how many of them I’ve gone through, but I’m probably approaching double digits now.

Clarins Waterproof Eye Pencil in Noir: This is a creamy, smooth pencil eyeliner. I used it daily to tightline. It’s not totally transfer-proof, so I wouldn’t repurchase.

Benefit Gimme Brow in Light: As much as I liked the convenience of this tinted, fiber-filled brow gel, I don’t think I could justify the price. I do really appreciate how easy this is to travel with; when I’m away I don’t always want to fuss with the pomade I usually use. There are lots of dupes on the market, though.

Tanya Burr Cosmetics Lash Glue: Even after I wore my Tanya Burr false lashes into the ground, I held onto the glue they came with. I think it’s great, and I love the brush applicator. It’s very goopy now, so it’s time for it to go.

Rimmel Exaggerate Lip Liner in Eastend Snob: I think this is the third one of these I’ve gone through – it’s such a no-fail colour, popular for a reason.

Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick in Patina (mini): I loved this dusty, mauvey pink colour, but my mini is finally all dried up. I probably won’t repurchase because I’m getting tired of liquid lipsticks.

ELF Lip Exfoliator: This brown sugar- and shea-based lip exfoliator is very convenient because it’s in stick form. Buying from ELF is a pain, though, since it’s hard to find most of their products in-store in Canada. (And the UK, for that matter…)

Miscellaneous

Quo Nail Polish Remover: This is a standard nail polish remover.

Sally Hansen Miracle Gel in Sugar Fix: I could get more mileage out of this bottle with a nail polish thinner, but I’m not a nail polish person and the fact that it’s goopy and lumpy tells me that it’s time to say goodbye. I loved this cornflower blue, and I think the Miracle Gel formula is great.

ELF Daily Brush Cleaner: I liked this just fine, but the scent is pretty strong and as Lyn pointed out, you’ll get the same results with alcohol.

Foil Samples

Vichy Pore Purifying Clay Mask: This stuff totally works. I used it once all over my face and once localized on a gnarly chin breakout. I’d never buy the full size because you can buy kaolin-based masks for a lot cheaper.

Vichy Quenching Mineral Mask: This was nice, but I can give my skin a shot of moisture for cheaper.

Vichy Double Glow Peel Mask: I didn’t love the gritty texture on this mask. Because I incorporate AHAs into my daily skincare routine, I don’t really feel the need for an AHA mask.

Smashbox Insta-Matte Lipstick Transformer: I don’t like how goopy this is; it just feels like an extra layer on my lips. If I really want to mattify a lipstick I’ll just powder it through a tissue.

Benefit They’re Real! Remover: Oh, boy, I could not resist the urge to try another part of the They’re Real! line given how much I absolutely despise both the mascara and eyeliner. This did get my waterproof eye makeup off, but because it’s a lotion it’s a weird texture to use on the eyes. I prefer a biphase remover – it’s quicker and not as messy.

By the way, I am finally letting go of my trusty empties box, because it has seen better days:

Yes, that means saying goodbye to Harry Styles…

… but I have tickets to see him in October and April so I think he’ll forgive me.

Empties: Summer 2015

Posted on September 06, 2015 under Empties

Before we begin this post, I would like to take a moment to bask in the glory of an experience that will probably cause many people to judge me:

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The thing is that if you’re not an adult One Direction fan you will never understand how fun a 1D concert is. Like, it’s embarrassing enough to be 21 and at the concert, so you might as well make a fool of yourself, uninhibited, and have the time of your life. And when Harry Styles spits his water out at you and some of it ends up in your mouth (#blessed), you might as well sink to the ground dramatically because it’s all you’ve ever wanted. Same thing when he gets down on his knees right in front of you. Same thing when he wears gold boots. Same thing when he exists in any capacity.

Even more embarrassingly, this is my sixth One Direction concert – I’ve gone to two a year since 2013. Three of them have been on the floor. This show I was second row back from the catwalk, and it was life-affirming. I mean, HARRY SPIT HIS WATER AT ME. (Yes, he’s my favourite. This is just a logical choice to me.)

Now. Onto the content you’re here for.

After 18 months’ absence, I’ve just arrived back in Montreal to finish my degree. (If all goes according to plan I should have my BA in early June!) It seemed ludicrous to haul empties to another city, so I photographed what I used up this summer before I threw them all out the other day.

Products in italics are sample sizes.

Products denoted with an *asterisk* were received for free through work. All opinions are my own and the individual companies were not responsible for me acquiring these products.

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Body

I have several backups of the Freeman Body Sugar Scrub in Pomegranate because my mom bought them in bulk and then gave them to me, and I will happily use them. It works and it smells good, which is enough for me! Meanwhile, I hated the Palmer’s Cocoa Body Scrub. Anyone who’s been to Primark will know what it’s like to get sucked into hastily throwing something into your basket at the checkout. This was one of those purchases for me: it was only about £3 and was taunting me in that long, winding line. It did a decent job as a physical exfoliant, but I despised the scent. I just cannot stomach the smell of chocolate in my shower. I learned my lesson!

Out of the three Body Shop Body Butters, Mango was my favourite. I’ve repurchased it several times. Strawberry was okay, but the scent was a bit too artificially sweet for my liking. As for the sample of Green Tea I got, I did not like the scent and wouldn’t purchase it.

Skincare

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The Garnier Clean+ Nourishing Cleansing Oil was my first foray into the world of cleansing oils, and I enjoyed it at the time. However, I do prefer the Body Shop’s Camomile cleansing oil, so I won’t repurchase. As for “wouldn’t purchase in the first place”, I’d use Avène Micellar Lotion* if I were to receive it for free through work again, but wouldn’t spend actual money on it. I found it a bit drying compared to the La Roche-Posay micellar solution, which is my current favourite. That said, I currently have two micellar backups (all via work), so I probably wouldn’t buy any at the moment! I adore the Lancôme Bi-Facil Double Action Eye Makeup Remover and I always cry when I run out of my samples of it since I refuse to spend $36 on the full size!

La Roche Posay Toleriane Fluid Soothing Protective Non-Oily Emulsion* wasn’t exactly right for my normal-to-dry skin, but I think it’d be a great option for those with combination to oily skin. It’s very lightweight and sinks in quickly and lacks a strong fragrance. It kept the more normal areas of my face feeling soft, but it didn’t quite do it for the dry patches around my nose and between my eyebrows. I would recommend it to people lacking dry patches, especially anyone who wants something very lightweight for the summer.

On the other end of the texture spectrum, The Body Shop Vitamin E Intense Moisture Cream was a very thick cream that worked best at night for me. It did a pretty good job of moisturizing, but the scent was truly awful. It smelled like straight up soap – and not the scented stuff that makes the bath aisle smell amazing.

Makeup

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Lots of mascaras! L’Oréal Miss Manga Mascara in Indigo disappointed me; I hate the swivel wand, and the colour did not show up well. I was hoping for a bright, bleu Majorelle-esque colour, but it was very subtle. I’ve used the Maybelline Illegal Length* and Make Up For Ever Smoky Extravagant before and like them both enough to use again, but probably not to purchase with my own money. Benefit Roller Lash and Lancôme Définicils were both new to me; out of the two, I preferred the Lancôme. Roller Lash underwhelmed me and the sample dried up shockingly quickly. Définicils was my daily mascara until I used up the sample, and I liked it, though I don’t think it’s Lancôme’s best mascara offering.

I felt very “meh” about the Collection Cream Puff Moisturising Lip Cream in Cotton Candy. The colour was very pretty and you can’t beat the price (about £2.50), but it wasn’t very smooth to apply and definitely was not moisturizing. I didn’t hate it, but I wouldn’t recommend it.

I got fairly used to Revlon ColorStay Makeup for Normal to Dry Skin in 110 Ivory, but after switching back to Revlon’s far less popular Nearly Naked, I do not harbour any particularly warm feelings towards ColorStay. I know it’s a favourite for a lot of people, but I didn’t find it especially great. I’m not a full coverage foundation person anyway, so perhaps I’m not adequately qualified to make this call; either way, I doubt I’ll repurchase. On the other had, I do love L’Oréal La Touche Magique Highlighting Concealer in Rose Beige, which was featured in a prior empties post: “The fact that it covers my very dark, very present undereye circles so well and never creases makes me love science.” I ended up trying out a new undereye concealer after I ran out of La Touche Magique, and I honestly regret it!

Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Top Coat is a favourite of mine, and I’ve repurchased it. I’m shocked it lasted as long as it did – about a year, with approximately weekly manicures. Definitely worth the twelve bucks!

Hair

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John Frieda Sheer Blonde Go Bonder Lightening Shampoo did a great job at toning the green tint out of my hair, and it is quite effective at keeping the brass out as well. It’s not a miracle worker nor is it a replacement for a toner, but I’ve felt that my hair has retained its cool, pale tone quite well in the five months that I’ve been using this shampoo (and the coordinating conditioner). Batiste Dry Shampoo (original scent) is a staple for me. I have no interest in trying other dry shampoos because this one does the job!

Finally, I bought Ice Cream SheCare Deep Conditioning Mask in a moment of stupidity when I thought that purple packaging = purple conditioner and quickly discovered that it was just a normal conditioner. It was absolutely not a mask, and was no match for bleach-destroyed hair. I ended up using it in place of shaving cream just to finish it. It would probably be an acceptable option for those who haven’t doused their heads in bleach a dozen times, but I am not that person.

Phew. Now I can start anew here in Montreal!

Empties: September 2014-February 2015

Posted on February 20, 2015 under Empties

Who here loves empties? I love empties. I think I get a rush from seeing people use up products, because when you have a lot of things that can seem like an impossible task. It’s like vicarious satisfaction. Plus I like the sort of allowable voyeurism empties posts afford: it’s like digging through someone’s trash, except you’re invited to do it.

I have been hoarding empty products for months now (uh, since I moved to Glasgow in September), and I have finally gotten off my ass and photographed them all so that you can dig through my trash.

It’s cleaner than it sounds, I promise.

Products denoted with an *asterisk* are sample sizes.

Products in italics were received for free through work. All opinions are my own and the individual companies were not responsible for me acquiring these products. (I’m just not that important.)

Hair Stuff

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L’Oréal Elvive Smooth & Polish Perfecting Shampoo: I did not especially care for this shampoo. Despite its claims, I didn’t find it particularly moisturizing or smoothing. It was just a shampoo. I used it up because I didn’t hate it, but I would not repurchase.

John Frieda Sheer Blonde Colour Renew Tone Correcting Shampoo: This shampoo keeps my hair nice and blonde and doesn’t cost a bomb. It does a good job of cleaning my hair, and I feel like it’s fairly moisturizing. Thus, it does all three things I need it to do. My only complaint is that for someone with a lot of hair, one tube of this stuff gets used up scarily quickly. But I’ll keep buying it, probably. (I’m on my third or fourth tube, which is fairly high praise.)

Clean Scalp & Hair Therapy Total Care Shampoo*: I took this (and the conditioner, which I accidentally left in a hostel in Dublin) with me travelling. That is, essentially, the purpose it served: small enough to be packed in carry-on luggage for weekend jaunts around Europe. It did not blow me away otherwise, although, like the L’Oréal shampoo, I also didn’t hate it.

Aussie Miracle Moist Shampoo*: Now this is a travel-sized shampoo that I like. I buy one of these every time I’m at the airport, because it is really, really good. It’s super moisturizing and leaves my hair feeling silky and wonderful, even without my trusty hair mask (which doesn’t conform to carry-on liquid restrictions). Unfortunately, it smells like public bathroom hand soap mixed with an old woman, which I don’t love. But the price is right, and it does the trick, so it remains my go-to travel shampoo.

Batiste Dry Shampoo – Oriental: Despite the (dubious) name, this does not smell especially strongly of anything to me, which is fine. I don’t need my dry shampoo to smell magical. I just need it to soak up the oil in my hair when I’ve been a lazy ass. I’ll probably just sick to the classic Batiste scent from now on, but this worked just as well.

L’Oréal Elvive Colour Protect Mask: Y’all know I swear by this mask.

L’Oréal Préférence Brass Defy Conditioner: This is such a good toner! It’s super effective and doesn’t leave a purple stain if you leave it in for, like, a minute longer than the recommended time, which so many toners do. The major downside to this one is that you can’t buy it separately – it comes with boxed bleach, and I prefer to mix my own bleach. Alas.

Skincare

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The Body Shop Vitamin E Illuminating Moisture Cream: I hated the “illuminating” part of this moisturizer, and admittedly it’s my fault for buying it despite the name, but, like, WHY WOULD THE BODY SHOP MAKE THIS? This is not the kind of subtle glow that means you look like an ethereal goddess even without any base makeup on. This is weird shimmer all over your face, which is fine if you live inside of a disco ball, but not fine if you live on planet Earth. I also didn’t find the moisturizer particularly great, but it is billed as “for all skin types” and I really should only be using products specifically aimed at dry skin.

The Body Shop Vitamin E Hydrating Toner: I like this particular toner because it does precisely what it says on the tin (er, plastic bottle). I use it before moisturizer every single day, and I have noticed that my skin feels a lot better moisturized, for longer, since I’ve started using it. When I was in Canada over winter break (where Body Shop products are cheaper), I picked up a backup, which I have happily begun using ever since I ran out of the first bottle.

The Body Shop Coconut Body Butter: I’m a rather passionate advocate for body butter, and I always stock up on them when The Body Shop has a 3 for $30 sale. I’ve tried various scents, but this one is my favourite by far. It’s the thickest consistency of body butter I’ve tried, which makes it less slippery and messy, and the coconut oil does wonders for my dry, keratosis pilaris-plagued skin. Also, it makes me smell delicious. Next time there’s a 3 for $30 sale I might just buy 3 of these.

StriVection Present Perfect Antioxidant Defense Lotion*: This is a moisturizer. It is billed as a lotion that prevents aging before it starts, and I don’t know if that’s true or not because I’m only twenty and have not been using it long enough to know if it makes any difference. I have a million of these little samples thanks to a very generous StriVectin rep I used to work with occasionally, and I use them when I’m travelling. They are fine. They are moisturizers. The full size is $60, which is actually incredibly inexpensive for StriVectin. I will not be purchasing it.

Lancôme Bi-Facil Double Action Eye Makeup Remover*: You know when you get a free sample of a really expensive product and you’re like, God, I hope I hate this so I don’t have to buy the full size, and then it’s the most magical product in the world and you’re like, Dammit, now I have to spend $36 on an eye makeup remover! Yeah. This is that. I thought micellar water was pretty damn good at removing eye makeup, but it is NOTHING compared to this magical shit. Fuck you, Lancôme. Just take my money.

Makeup

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Maybelline Mega Plush Volum’Express Waterproof Mascara: I did not care for this mascara, and I am rather easy to impress when it comes to such things. My lashes are naturally pretty long and thick, so it doesn’t take much for me to at least like a mascara. This one made them quite lackluster, and didn’t hold a curl well. Boo.

Maybelline Illegal Length Fiber Extensions Mascara*: Conversely, I have very strong feelings of love for this mascara. It lengthens admirably without ever clumping. It holds a curl well. It doesn’t smudge. I got three of them for free through work and I will be eagerly using up the other two.

No 7 Extreme Length Extend Mascara*: This mascara was okay. Despite the name, it didn’t do anything extreme to my lashes, but it’s a solid everyday option for those who like something a bit more subtle.

Lancôme Hypnôse Doll Lashes Mascara*: I loved this one! My lashes looked fluttery and voluminous with it. I’d totally buy the full size if I weren’t strictly morally opposed to ever spending more than $10 on mascara when a) the drugstore has so many awesome options, and b) you can get free samples of the fancy shit very easily.

Make Up For Ever Smoky Extravagant Mascara*: I liked this one too, and thanks to my mascara-sensitive mother donating her Sephora birthday gift to me, I have a backup. This is lengthening, voluminous, and slightly prone to clumping if you’re not careful. It’s great for dramatic looks, or just for when you want your lashes to look truly top-notch in every dimension.

ELF Wet Gloss Lash & Brow Clear Mascara: This was sent to me by my lovely friend Liz in a makeup swap, and it makes a great brow gel. I used both sides for my brows since my eyelashes scoff at the idea of clear mascara (or, indeed, any mascara that isn’t jet black) and didn’t notice any differences in formula. It held my eyebrows in place, and that is all I ask of a brow gel. If you want a good brow gel and you’re on a budget, I highly recommend this one.

Stila Stay All Day Waterproof Liquid Eyeliner: Normally a story beginning with “I was in Brussels” would be happy, but what if that story is “I was in Brussels and accidentally destroyed a $26 eyeliner that I had just opened”? Yeah. True story. Tragic story. Of course, I promptly purchased another one, because this is my holy grail eyeliner.

Benefit They’re Real! Push-Up Liner*: I hate this eyeliner. Hate. DESPISE, even. It is evil. It simultaneously transfers on my eyelid and then refuses to come off. It can be used in the waterline, or to tightline, with reasonably okay results, but I find the applicator rather unwieldy to use. Dare I call this a gimmick? Yes, I do: it’s a gimmick. I’ll stick to gel liner with a brush, thanks. It must be noted that I also passionately despise the They’re Real! mascara, and thus must go on the record as being vehemently opposed to the They’re Real! line.

Revlon Nearly Naked Makeup in 110 Ivory: I’ve talked about this foundation before; I love it. This was my second bottle, and if it weren’t for Shoppers Drug Mart thwarting me and being out of my shade, I’d be well into my third bottle right now. (I suppose I could go to Superdrug and purchase it, but things are always more expensive in the UK and I’m stubborn.) When I make my triumphant return to Canada in April, I will be picking up another bottle of this. It’s a wonderful foundation, and it’s super budget-friendly. That’s a win, in my books.

L’Oréal La Touche Magique Highlighting Concealer in Rose Beige: I love this concealer and I bought another one as soon as I ran out. The fact that it covers my very dark, very present undereye circles so well and never creases makes me love science.

OCC Lip Tar in Hush*: I bought some Lip Tar samples from an online vendor for my friend Cheyne’s birthday last February. (It’s her birthday tomorrow! Happy birthday, Cheyne!) The vendor threw in this nearly used-up tube of Hush for free, and I kept it for myself because I’m a jerk like that. It took me until two weeks ago (so, almost an entire year) to try it on. It is not my colour; peachy nudes never are. It is also now empty, so I can finally throw out this used-up tube of Lip Tar that I have been hoarding for a year, which I even brought across the Atlantic Ocean with me like a total ding-dong.

And there you have it, my friends: 23 items from my trash, circa September to now. I hope it has been enlightening.